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Three Sides to Every Story

by Tempus Fugitives

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1.
Yes I heard what he said to you But I also heard what you said too You can say he's the one who started it But either way, I don't want any part of it Everybody knows the guy's a major jerk But we also know that you're a piece of work Either he's your best friend or he gives you nothing but abuse Always Three Sides to Every Story - Your side, mine, and the truth He walks away. He just broke your heart Heartlessly he tore it all apart But I'm sure it was just a coincidence That you spent last night alone with his best friend So before you go and take a baseball bat to his new car Try to remember, Sugar, no one wins that kind of war You've heard it before, don't mean to bore you Life ain't fair but that ain't news Always Three Sides to Every Story - Your side, mine, and the truth I'm no better than anybody else I can't fool you so I try to fool myself We all gotta do what we can to get by You claim the high ground, but baby so do I But the biggest difference between me and you Is that I do not believe my self deception's true Wouldn't mind a little shot at glory, you win a few, the rest you lose Always Three Sides to Every Story - Your side, mine, and the truth It's much too late to say you're sorry 'cause you took an eye for a tooth Always Three Sides to Every Story - Your side, my side, and the truth I've been the hunter, I've been the quarry You take the rough as you take the smooth Always Three Sides to Every Story - Your side, mine, and the truth You get to pick your friends, don't worry But you gotta live with what you choose Always Three Sides to Every Story - Your side, mine, and the truth
2.
Baby baby baby why you lookin' so sad? You tired of all those boys who treat you real bad? You say you want a guy who'll treat you real right Won't hang out with his buddies on Saturday night You're tired of all the takers, now you want a giver What about me? What am I, Chopped Liver? You say you want a guy you can give yourself to But only if he'll give himself right back to you Trying to find the man whose touch will give you thrills Trying to find the man whose kiss will give you chills When you're rolling in the tall grass down by the river What about me? What am I, Chopped Liver? How many more stories do I have to listen to About you and some guy who don't deserve you? It's nice that you trust me, but baby, can't you see That your making me crazy when you don't consider me When you're looking for the guy to make your heart quiver What about me? What am I, Chopped Liver?
3.
Who's that sneakin' round the corner? Who's that hiding under my bed? Stay away, tried to warn her Gotta get that devil woman outta my head I'm ridin' the rotisserie, checkin' out the view Don't remember how I got here, I ain't got a clue Smoke is blowing 'round my head, there's fire in the hole Some Electric Telephone Woman's got a headlock on my soul Who's that creepin' through the alley? Who's that hiding behind the tree? Under mountains, over valleys If I close my eyes then I won't have to see Vultures and the vampires, they're fightin' over me I'm having second thoughts about immortality I haven't won a point in years but I think I'm on a roll That Electric Telephone Woman's got a headlock on my soul Voices in my head gettin' clearer But I'm not sure what they want me to do Who's that face there in my mirror Doesn't look like me it looks a lot like you Where the hell'd this tattoo come from, who the hell's "Divine"? It won't wash off with alcohol, better try some turpentine I gave my list to Santa but my stocking's full of coal Electric Telephone Woman's got a headlock on my soul Who's that sneakin' round the corner? Who's that hiding out in my head? Stay away, tried to warn her Gotta get that devil woman into my bed Careful with that razor, son, don't do nothing rash Keep your eyes there on the road, we surely don't want to crash This running with the pitbulls is starting to take its toll That Electric Telephone Woman's put a headlock on my soul Zapruder caught her hanging round behind that grassy knoll I tried to keep it under wraps, but I think I lost control I'm willing to buy back from her all my things she stole That Electric Telephone Woman's got a headlock on my soul
4.
He don't want to complain, don't want to make a fuss But he's holding the bag and he's under the bus He had himself a plan but he'd better face the facts He ain't making friends so he better make tracks Things are looking sketchy I think he better chant the Rattlesnake Sutra and the Spider Skull Mantra She lost a bet and she knows she can't pay She got no place to go, she got no place to stay She'll grab her cat and jump into her car She'll get some sleep in Bozeman if she make it that far Things are turning awkward I think she better chant the Rattlesnake Sutra and the Spider Skull Mantra It ain't about you, it's just the money So come down off your cross and quit whining honey There's something in the bathtub you could use some help to hide They're asking tough questions and you're feeling tongue-tied Things have gone pear-shaped, I think it's time to chant the Rattlesnake Sutra and the Spider Skull Mantra
5.
Say hey mama throw your big leg over and hold me down til I scream
 I'll let you ride my scooter if you'll be the woman of my dreams

 Baby who's your daddy? Do you think he'd get mad if I showed you how to have some fun?
 I think I hear him coming, oops well guess I'd better run 

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo - I'll tell ya just what to do Oo-oo-oo-oo-ee - Baby climb up on my knee

 Relax now honey, just make yourself comfy, and look me right in the eye
 We can both pretend that you're thinking 'bout your other guy

 Ooo-oo-oo-oo-ee
 - Baby come along with me
 Oo-now-yes-indeed
 - I'll give us both what you need

 You're pretty as a picture, you know I want to kiss you, then you can make up your mind
 We can go out dancing or just stay home and do the slow grind Say hey mama throw your big leg over and hold me down til I scream
 I'll let you ride my scooter if you'll be the woman of my dreams


6.
It's 4a.m. in a city where no one knows my name The emergency room where I've gone to stop the bleeding Ain't no big deal, a couple stitches are all I'm needing So patch me up and put me back in the game. But the helplessness in that E.R., you could taste it The sobs of a baby, the stony faces of her mom and her dad Praying for someone to help their baby was all that they had Not a lot of hope, but you know they had to chase it. So where is the angel to come to take her pain away Where is the angel to take away her fear Guess all them Angels must be busy doing something Elsewhere 'Cause all I know is, there's no angels here 10,000 miles from home in a place he can't even spell He's tough enough, but now he's cut off and alone They're closing in and a bullet's just smashed a bone And he's wondering if his folks will ever know where he fell So where is the angel to come to take his pain away Where is the angel to take away his fear Guess all them Angels must be busy doing something Elsewhere 'Cause all I know is, there's no angels here It might be nice to have something bigger to believe I want to be good, I wish I knew how to help But I can hardly look after myself Don't want to watch you cry so I'll turn around and leave So where is the angel to come to take your pain away Where is the angel to take away your fears If you're looking for an Angel, you best be looking Elsewhere 'Cause all I know is, there's no angels here
7.
Hop on in and take if for a spin I hate it when I have to help the doctor shed his skin He's highly recommended, don't be fooled by the shaking hands He learned it all by watching Mr. Inquisition Man So put on your party dress, or baby come just as you are 'Cause we're the guests of honor at the party at the abattoir Sink and drown we're going downtown Trying to stay a step ahead of mother superior's hounds The river's running red, I don't think that was the plan But now I'm late for cocktails with the Inquisition Man Put on your red shoes, we're going to dance the night away We'll do that little two-step they call the Auto-da-Fe The firetruck is up on blocks Donnie Joe the CFO stole the hands right off the clocks He'd love to stick around, but now he's late to get trepanned The procedure bought and paid for by the Inquisition Man The trout-faced girl has learned her lesson, think she's finally got it sussed That wine she stole from Mr. I kinda looks and tastes like dust Check the noose, is it too loose? If that rash persists you better discontinue use It's a friendly game of poker, gotta fold 'em, raise, or stand Too bad for you the dealer's Mr. Inquisition Man You used to be so sweet, you was everybody's girl next door Now your business card reads, Mistress Sally the Corporate Whore
8.
Unravelling 04:07
Take a spring and wind it tight as it will go Duck your head and stand back when you let it go Unravelling I'm Unravelling Rock or hard place, reality's untenable Truths I won't face, delusion seems rational Unravelling I'm Unravelling the future before me fills me with a sense of dread No survivors from the trainwreck in my head Unravelling I'm Unravelling
9.
Snow Anymore 03:29
Running crazy, catching snow on your tongue That's what winter meant when you were young A world all huge with hope just being alive So much has changed since you were five... Dirty ice outside my door Chills me deep into my core And it don't Snow here Anymore Now it just rains... Once I dreamed I'd grow up to be an astronaut Now my only dream is not to get caught I was never brave enough to be truly good And always too scared to do bad things I could Our heroes died years ago Just cling to that status quo Make sure you set the bar extra low Then don't even try... No sadder thought in life than that "I did my best" Never good enough, not up to the test I tried to be the man that she hoped I'd be It needed strength, it wasn't in me Watch her walk away Through the winter's cold and gray Find some spiteful words to say Then keep them inside... Dirty ice outside my door Chills me deep into my core And it don't Snow here Anymore...
10.
I drifted into Stunted Hope on the back of a rented mule The sheriff was trying to raise a posse on the steps of the one room school "We're hunting a desperado boys, by the name of Pecos Jim And if you're wondering what Jimmy looks like, well, old Jimmy looks just like him." He waved his rifle towards me and he belched out a curse "Now Pecos Jimmy's always been bad, but lately he's been worse I'd never accuse this gentleman here of being Pecos Jim I guess it's just coincidence how much he looks like him." The sheriff and the posse, they made ready to move on out As schoolboy vigilantes go, they was tough enough, no doubt The preacher mumbled Rock of Ages as he blessed the hanging rope The undertaker sized me up and said, "Welcome to Stunted Hope." The bank and saloon, they shared a room in the back of the dry goods store The townfolk left their money there, whatever they'd withdraw I sidled over to the bar and ordered up a drink The barkeep said, "I got clear or red. Now which one's safe, do you think?" I asked the banker, "How do folks here keep themselves amused?" He slugged a shot and wheezed and coughed and he looked a bit confused "Mostly we drink and try to think of some way to get the hell out of this town." He slipped a bill from out of the till and he bought us another round The whore in the town of Stunted Hope was named Mean Molly Burns The preacher chatted with me while we waited to take our turns "Can you lend me six bits?" he asked as Molly waved him in "Thank you very kindly son. Are you sure your name ain't Jim?" Molly tied a blindfold on and reached out for my crotch She said, "Do whatever you want, long as I don't have to watch. The folks in town, they're buzzing 'round, they think you're Pecos Jim." She reached out where she thought I was and said, "Man, you sure ain't him!" I left the money on the bed and I staggered to the street The rented mule was painted blue from his head down to his feet The preacher grabbed my saddle gun and he shot him between the eyes He told me, "Dust to ashes, son - mules hate paint when it dries" The sheriff's body was carried to town tied across the back of his horse The banker said, "Do you think he's dead?" - Preacher Burns laughed out, "Of course. A shame about those poor dear boys," and he tried to raise a tear "Just think how sparse our July Fourth parade gonna be this year." The mayor took the silver star from off the sheriff's vest He said, "You will have to do," and he pinned it to my chest "We've volunteered this gentleman here to track down Pecos Jim" He shook my hand and he said, "Goddam, you know you look just like him."

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The all-important *second* album from those lovable scamps, the Tempus Fugitives. All songs written and performed by David Kelly, with invaluable aid from Terry Carleton, Lisa Rutta, and Dale Hymes.

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released May 5, 2016

Produced, recorded, mixed and mastered by David Kelly at the Legendary Third Bedroom Studios in Santa Clara, CA, with additional recording by Terry Carleton (title track) at Bones and Knives Studio in San Jose, CA.

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